Overkill.

A "Family Use of Recreational Media" doctrine has become necessary.

This morning it was discussed at length among the people-over-18 of the house, documented in print (triplicate), and delivered to some wide-eyed, post-apocalyptic-like argument-worn children.

Now when it comes to solving who gets to play the Wii first, Mom and Dad are out. A Preamble, Bill of Rights and independent panel of judges will decide.

Maybe arbitration too.