Things that only I care about, vol. 28

It's official. World's most useless invention: The coffee stir straw.

I swear unless you pinch 14 of them together, they don't even move the surface of the coffee.

And why are they only 3.5 inches long? Just how small a coffee cup do they think we're using??

"Stir quick! The one sugar granule that stick can move without totally collapsing is sinking!!!"

Dumb.