I'm...uh...busy that day.

Kids...are you reading this? (looking around) No?? Good!

Because....

Apparently Jack advanced to some level of spelling bee to which he can "bring 4 friends and his family". I'm proud and everything but God help us all.

(Spelling bee moderator-guy, aka the 1977 champion): "The word is 'snoozefest'"

(Kid): "Uh...um.....'snoozefest'.......yeah....can you provide the origin and definition?"

(Moderator guy): "From contemporary English. Synonym for 'spelling bee'"