The teenager was Facetiming with a girl for an awfully long time last night.
Suspicious amount of giggling for a 14 year-old boy.
"Who's on the phone?" I ask. (Side note: is 'on the phone' the right terminology? It felt like old-people talk)
"Your Mom" (through awkward male and female giggling)
"Alright then....well....say hi to Grandma for me." (backing out of the room)